Probably won't have much time to post over the next ten days, as we're entering the final phase of our move to a new apartment. But here's a random selection of stuff I'd totally forgotten I owned, which I managed to unearth while packing up:
A Neil Diamond "2002 Live in Concert" Coffee Mug
Los Shakers' Archivo Secreto CD
A Colt 45 malt liquor trash bag from the 70s, designed for use in your car. (Presumably not WHILE drinking Colt 45.)
A battery-powered, remote-operated "Fart Machine".
Several LA Dodgers programs from 2001-2004, all of which feature Eric Gagne, Paul LoDuca or Adrien Beltre on their covers. (A veritable Mitchell Report bonanza!)
A ton of dust-encrusted cat toys, including several miniature soccer balls.