Hear those sleigh bells jingling, 70s baseball fans? That's the sound of the Christmas holiday making its rapid approach. Why, even Dave "The Cobra" Parker is getting into the spirit!
If you're looking for a unique gift for that baseball nut on your list, I can help. During a recent clean-out of my basement, I discovered several unopened boxes of first-edition hardcover copies of Big Hair and Plastic Grass: A Funky Ride Through Baseball and America in the Swinging '70s. And it would be a stone groove for me to hook you or your loved one up with a personalized autographed copy.
Want one? Just send me $25 (plus $5 shipping) via the PayPal link at the bottom of this post, and I will wing you an autographed first edition of BH&PG forthwith. I'll sign it to you, your spouse, your relative, your pal, your boss, anyone you want — just be sure to let me know if the name of the signee is different than the one on your mailing address. If you want me to personalize it further, just put the name of your giftee's favorite 70s player or team in the box below, and I'll wittily incorporate them into the inscription.
Time is running out, however — so to make sure your signed copy arrives in time for Christmas, please place your order by this coming Sunday, December 15. Thanks again for all your support, and have yerselves a funky little Christmas and a totally righteous New Year!